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Oh dear, that's gone.

Oh, they're not going to be in luck if they turn up today, are they?

Look at that, Cidre Fermier, farm cider.

Oh well, I'm here so, I'll tell you if anyone comes in for a drink, I think they'll be surprised today.

There's no bloody smoking now is there? No bloody smoking, I ask you. Browns Britain.